things that totally 100% happened in s9 → 9.1/23
50 shades of bible.
my new favorite bible quote.
i’m going to write erotica for very shy people
“s-should i take my shirt off?”
“oh, uh…no, no that’s fine…unless you really want to…”
“uh, do…you want me to?”
“well i mean…i dunno…”
psst spread the word
Everyone knows once you make it upstairs youre safe
Without Tumblr, I would legitimately know nothing about what’s going on in the world.
New Vampire Academy: Blood Sisters stills
Petition to have Stanley Tucci host the Oscars as Caesar Flickerman.
can this be a real thing please
Please oh my God
it took a second and then i cried a bit.