beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend
Level: Asian

wheresdrew:

It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey

(Source: orangeskins)

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(Source: fullmetaljackit)

You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

(Source: fionagoddess)

tacoposey:

there are literally two episodes left of this season of teen wolf

and i cannot tell you one significant moment that has happened this season like what have all the episodes been about i feel so blindsided i feel like we’re 4 episodes in what’s even going on is scott still a werewolf what happened to mexico are we just not going to talk about the fact that kate apparently knows like witchcraft what the fuck

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bogmoth:

"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god

andrewgiggles:

take me to ikea but not in a bullshit 500 days of summer way but just bc im passionate about swedish design and reasonable prices 

(Source: batmanglijs)

vvaddles:

when you randomly get a ton of followers out of no where
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It’s just the hat, it brings out my eyes :)

(Source: dephottieparrish)

watwudbuffydo:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

i-write-wrongs:

realest thing I’ve seen in a while

this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.

Surrealism at its finest!

(Source: startswithabang)

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

(Source: twitter.com)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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shezinafez:

What if Magnus and Alec adopt an abandoned warlock baby (as baby warlocks often get thrown out) who grows up with little pointy cat ears and Alec adores her and Magnus buys her all sorts of glittery and fashionable outfits but when she is a teenager she goes through a grunge phase and only wears Alec’s old black hoodies and Alec is secretly really chuffed and Magnus just rolls his eyes at the pair of them